My parents named me dodo as a child. Not a very positive omen. They also had no other children…
My middle name is Raymond. Somehow, somewhen, my penis earned the name, Ray Ray. It stuck, and these days, Ray Ray is mostly my pet name.
Not really sure how this came about. One day I went to bed as ‘Darren’ and by the time I’d woken up, I was ‘Sausage Bear’. My girlfriend has informed me ‘sausage’ doesn’t relate to my penis and I can only assume the ‘bear’ part is because my face is a bit hairy.
